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Don't believe the conspiracy theories


They modeled the Kim K game after me.

Planeswalker, Pokemon Master, and aspiring human being.

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

bogleech:

It makes me so sad that Blathers the owl doesn’t blather anymore and even stops himself like he’s embarrassed by it and thinks he’s bettered himself

Who fucking made an old pudgy owl feel bad about his tangents

Who was it

I will devastate them

osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
  • friend: says something that vaguely references song lyric
  • me: PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG
  • facts-i-just-made-up:

The Cnidaria Mammaris or “Sea Boob” is named for its resemblance to the human breast.  Endemic to the southern Pacific Ocean, the Sea Boob can grow up to 15ft wide (Bra size WWWW) and is often found in pairs.  Under the surface, the Sea Boob has poisonous tentacles like those of a jellyfish that reach to the sea floor, where they entangle bottom dwellers to feed.
Sea Boobs were hunted throughout the 19th century, coveted as an aphrodisiac or just caught and squeezed for pleasure by lonely sailors. They may have played a role in the origin of the myth of mermaids as well.

    facts-i-just-made-up:

    The Cnidaria Mammaris or “Sea Boob” is named for its resemblance to the human breast.  Endemic to the southern Pacific Ocean, the Sea Boob can grow up to 15ft wide (Bra size WWWW) and is often found in pairs.  Under the surface, the Sea Boob has poisonous tentacles like those of a jellyfish that reach to the sea floor, where they entangle bottom dwellers to feed.

    Sea Boobs were hunted throughout the 19th century, coveted as an aphrodisiac or just caught and squeezed for pleasure by lonely sailors. They may have played a role in the origin of the myth of mermaids as well.

    Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel

    spookykasaneteto:

    Anger towards privileged groups is a result of years of oppression and hatred.

    Anger towards minorities is supported by years of oppression and hatred.

    That’s why hatred towards privileged groups is not the same as hatred towards minorities